It's a wonderful restaurant! They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Quicken! Premiere! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.

Annyong. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Turn this skiff around! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I made a huge tiny mistake. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same.

Chickens don't clap! Happy Franklin Friday. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

Daddy horny, Michael. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I may have committed some light treason. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?