Yoga Truths Ipsum

I''m pretending to be a tree $80 seaweed pants yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yoga floss: outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives, cougars, and ex-wives who have fucked over their ex-husbands at the yoga studio. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years..

. I only started yoga because it is trendy i smell like patouli oil yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners self-righteous spiritual types yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..

Tattoo on the back of my neck got my hood pierced i smell like patouli oil i''m pretending to be a tree fuck yoga i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. super hippies i do yoga so i am better than you. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. the color of yoga is plum. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga snob my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..