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Taking my yoga instructor class got my hood pierced if you don''t stretch you will die fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat.

Taking my yoga instructor class lotus tattoos tattoo on the back of my neck being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm patagonia made my mantra yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners fuck yoga i only drink organic tea i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. my dream is to open my own yoga studio. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. super hippies if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. the color of yoga is plum. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. yoga snob yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

Taking my yoga instructor class wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys patagonia mantra schmantra yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat are you going to the yoga retreat next month? i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..