Yoga Truths Ipsum

Got my hood pierced i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i am reconnecting with my inner self fuck yoga mantra schmantra omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yoga floss: outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives, cougars, and ex-wives who have fucked over their ex-husbands at the yoga studio. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. yoga snob oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..

Taking my yoga instructor class yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. are you going to the yoga retreat next month?.

I am reconnecting with my inner self yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. yoga is fake exercise. the color of yoga is plum. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else..