Yoga Truths Ipsum

Fuck yoga yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. yoga snob.

Super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years..

Lotus tattoos wooden earrings in my stretched ears patagonia made my mantra i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? super hippies yoga is fake exercise. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. fake guru i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat are you going to the yoga retreat next month?.