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Wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga fuck yoga yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. fake guru fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else..
Fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else..
Lotus tattoos my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm got my hood pierced see you at yoga i''m pretending to be a tree $80 seaweed pants yoga is gay. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i do yoga so i am better than you. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat are you going to the yoga retreat next month? i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.
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Fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else..
Lotus tattoos my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm got my hood pierced see you at yoga i''m pretending to be a tree $80 seaweed pants yoga is gay. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i do yoga so i am better than you. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat are you going to the yoga retreat next month? i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.