Yoga Truths Ipsum

Taking my yoga instructor class my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga!.

Going to be a yoga practitioner tattoo on the back of my neck being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm i smell like patouli oil yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners fuck yoga $80 seaweed pants soft music i am reconnecting with my inner self patagonia i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? fuck yoga yoga is fake exercise. the color of yoga is plum. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. i am a yoga goddess. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. are yoga pants really pants? come on. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..

Being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners soft music i only drink organic tea i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? self-righteous spiritual types if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. yoga snob i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..