Yoga Truths Ipsum

Tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. my dream is to open my own yoga studio. super hippies self-righteous spiritual types yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. i do yoga so i am better than you. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. fake guru i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga snob my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..

Going to be a yoga practitioner dreadlocks i only started yoga because it is trendy wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? fuck yoga i do yoga so i am better than you. the color of yoga is plum. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. are yoga pants really pants? come on..

Taking my yoga instructor class i only started yoga because it is trendy i smell like patouli oil fuck yoga mantra schmantra yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! are yoga pants really pants? come on..