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Patagonia made my mantra i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse.".
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Taking my yoga instructor class going to be a yoga practitioner lotus tattoos tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little got my hood pierced wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners i only drink organic tea yoga is gay. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. super hippies patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga snob fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..
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Taking my yoga instructor class going to be a yoga practitioner patagonia spirit i smell like patouli oil fuck yoga $80 seaweed pants super hippies yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. the color of yoga is plum. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper i am a yoga goddess. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. are yoga pants really pants? come on..
Taking my yoga instructor class going to be a yoga practitioner lotus tattoos tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little got my hood pierced wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners i only drink organic tea yoga is gay. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. super hippies patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga snob fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..