Yoga Truths Ipsum

Taking my yoga instructor class my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little i smell like patouli oil i''m pretending to be a tree patagonia yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. the color of yoga is plum. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. yoga snob fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

Tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little dreadlocks wooden earrings in my stretched ears soft music i am reconnecting with my inner self i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch fuck yoga my dream is to open my own yoga studio. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. are you going to the yoga retreat next month? i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..

Hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. self-righteous spiritual types yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce..