Yoga Truths Ipsum

Lotus tattoos my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm patagonia made my mantra patagonia spirit got my hood pierced i smell like patouli oil i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch yoga is fake exercise. the color of yoga is plum. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. yoga snob this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

Patagonia spirit got my hood pierced this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. yoga is fake exercise. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. yoga snob fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

Tattoo on the back of my neck being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm i only started yoga because it is trendy wooden earrings in my stretched ears patagonia made my mantra got my hood pierced see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch mantra schmantra super hippies yoga is fake exercise. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. i do yoga so i am better than you. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. fake guru close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. i am a yoga goddess. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. yoga snob are yoga pants really pants? come on. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.