Yoga Truths Ipsum

Taking my yoga instructor class wooden earrings in my stretched ears my dream is to open my own yoga studio. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. fake guru are you going to the yoga retreat next month?.

Taking my yoga instructor class being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma..

Dreadlocks wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys if you don''t stretch you will die i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is gay. my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. self-righteous spiritual types yoga is fake exercise. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yoga floss: outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives, cougars, and ex-wives who have fucked over their ex-husbands at the yoga studio. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga snob yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..