Yoga Truths Ipsum

Word Lists: Yoga Truths

I only started yoga because it is trendy i''m pretending to be a tree $80 seaweed pants i am reconnecting with my inner self i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch yoga is gay. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core..

My dream is to open my own yoga studio. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public..

Dreadlocks being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm i only started yoga because it is trendy i smell like patouli oil i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world..
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