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My lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little patagonia made my mantra see you at yoga fuck yoga yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. i do yoga so i am better than you. the color of yoga is plum. yoga floss: outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives, cougars, and ex-wives who have fucked over their ex-husbands at the yoga studio. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. yoga snob this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant..

Going to be a yoga practitioner wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners soft music yoga is gay. mantra schmantra i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. super hippies yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.

I only started yoga because it is trendy if you don''t stretch you will die fuck yoga i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is fake exercise. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. i am a yoga goddess. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..
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