Yoga Truths Ipsum

Tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little i only started yoga because it is trendy patagonia made my mantra i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys soft music i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga snob this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant..

Going to be a yoga practitioner lotus tattoos being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm patagonia made my mantra patagonia spirit i smell like patouli oil i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch yoga is gay. fuck yoga mantra schmantra this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. my dream is to open my own yoga studio. super hippies self-righteous spiritual types fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. fake guru close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. are yoga pants really pants? come on. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..

Taking my yoga instructor class tattoo on the back of my neck wooden earrings in my stretched ears if you don''t stretch you will die i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch my dream is to open my own yoga studio. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. i do yoga so i am better than you. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! fake guru what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. are you going to the yoga retreat next month? i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..