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After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and only five made it out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but i can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. it moves like it has a mind. my money's in that office, right? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. they called me mr glass. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we swallow it too fast, we choke. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you don't get sick, i do. you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you think water moves fast? your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..