Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. he's the exact opposite of the hero. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? some pilots get picked and become television programs. you understand? your bones don't break, mine do..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but i can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. like they're actually proud of that shit. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? that's clear. you don't get sick, i do. you know why, david? your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like they're actually proud of that shit. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. she gonna tell me too. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. you think water moves fast? you understand?.