Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you believe that shit? do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? do you see any teletubbies in here? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? my money's in that office, right? no? now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... some pilots get picked and become television programs. that's clear. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. do you believe that shit? do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? he's the exact opposite of the hero. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it moves like it has a mind. like they're actually proud of that shit. my money's in that office, right? no? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... that's also clear. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we swallow it too fast, we choke. well, that's what you see at a toy store. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you don't get sick, i do. you know why, david? you think water moves fast? your bones don't break, mine do..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. but i can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. do you see any teletubbies in here? it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. my money's in that office, right? she gonna tell me too. that's also clear. that's clear. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. you don't get sick, i do. your bones don't break, mine do..