Cat Ipsum

All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch chew ipad power cord claw drapes destroy couch flop over hopped up on goofballs intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts make muffins missing until dinner time nap all day run in circles shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stare at ceiling stick butt in face swat at dog sweet beast use lap as chair why must they do that.

Cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chase mice claw drapes flop over hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves lick butt make muffins mark territory rub face on everything shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow why must they do that.

Climb leg flop over. Burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs chase mice claw drapes climb leg find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hate dog intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts lick butt missing until dinner time or need to chase tail shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch sweet beast throwup on your pillow use lap as chair.