Cat Ipsum

Chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew foot climb leg flop over hate dog hide when guests come over hunt anything that moves intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt mark territory missing until dinner time or need to chase tail play time rub face on everything run in circles shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stretch swat at dog sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.

Behind the couch burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew foot claw drapes destroy couch give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere make muffins mark territory missing until dinner time or need to chase tail rub face on everything sleep on keyboard stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch swat at dog throwup on your pillow why must they do that.

Leave hair everywhere stretch under the bed. All of a sudden go crazy burrow under covers cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chew foot destroy couch intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot nap all day need to chase tail or need to chase tail run in circles stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch.