Cat Ipsum

Attack feet climb leg hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs inspect anything brought into the house intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts lick butt mark territory play time shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stretch throwup on your pillow under the bed.

Attack feet behind the couch burrow under covers cat snacks chase mice destroy couch flop over hate dog hide when guests come over inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere make muffins mark territory missing until dinner time nap all day or need to chase tail play time rub face on everything run in circles stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair.

All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over hate dog hide when guests come over hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt mark territory missing until dinner time nap all day or need to chase tail sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stretch sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair.