Cat Ipsum

All of a sudden go crazy cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew foot chew ipad power cord claw drapes climb leg destroy couch hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intrigued by the shower leave hair everywhere nap all day or need to chase tail play time run in circles sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.

All of a sudden go crazy attack feet behind the couch chew ipad power cord flop over intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts lick butt mark territory play time run in circles stand in front of the computer screen stick butt in face sweet beast use lap as chair.

Burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew ipad power cord find something else more interesting flop over hate dog hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere make muffins missing until dinner time rub face on everything run in circles sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stick butt in face stretch sun bathe swat at dog throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.