Cat Ipsum

Burrow under covers chew ipad power cord claw drapes climb leg destroy couch flop over hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts make muffins missing until dinner time stick butt in face sweet beast.

All of a sudden go crazy chase imaginary bugs chew foot find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt need to chase tail or need to chase tail play time run in circles stick butt in face swat at dog.

All of a sudden go crazy chase mice chew foot claw drapes find something else more interesting flop over hate dog inspect anything brought into the house intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt make muffins missing until dinner time play time rub face on everything run in circles stare at ceiling sun bathe swat at dog throwup on your pillow why must they do that.