Cat Ipsum

Behind the couch cat snacks chew foot chew ipad power cord find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hide when guests come over hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere or need to chase tail play time sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed.

Attack feet behind the couch cat snacks find something else more interesting hate dog hide when guests come over intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot intrigued by the shower leave hair everywhere missing until dinner time nap all day need to chase tail play time run in circles shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen stretch sweet beast throwup on your pillow why must they do that.

Chase imaginary bugs climb leg find something else more interesting give attitude hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand intrigued by the shower missing until dinner time or need to chase tail shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch swat at dog throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.