Cat Ipsum

Hate dog hide when guests come over intrigued by the shower need to chase tail run in circles stare at ceiling stick butt in face. All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs chew foot climb leg find something else more interesting give attitude hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs inspect anything brought into the house leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere missing until dinner time rub face on everything run in circles sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.

Chew foot hide when guests come over hunt anything that moves intrigued by the shower make muffins need to chase tail or need to chase tail play time stretch swat at dog.

Chew ipad power cord claw drapes find something else more interesting hunt anything that moves intently sniff hand intrigued by the shower leave hair everywhere make muffins mark territory or need to chase tail play time stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stretch sun bathe under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.