Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... holographic meatloaf? my favorite!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..