Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.. Patrick! your genius is showing! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.