Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..