Spongebob Ipsum

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. moss always points to civilization. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.