Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..