Spongebob Ipsum

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If i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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