Spongebob Ipsum

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.