Spongebob Ipsum

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..