Spongebob Ipsum

. Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

. . Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.