Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! i am the master at kara-tay. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! who you callin' pinhead?! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! i have checks, with little poodles on them. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body..