Spongebob Ipsum

... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose i have checks, with little poodles on them. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! who you callin' pinhead?! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..