Spongebob Ipsum

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.