Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Don't genius live in lamps? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? oh, tartar sauce. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.