Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.