Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.