Spongebob Ipsum

Can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?. Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?. I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's an alaskan bull worm! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..