Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can't have dirty garbage! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..