Spongebob Ipsum

. You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.