Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.