Spongebob Ipsum

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..

. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! the maniacs in the mailbox! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! they don't call me cheeks for nothing..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.