Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. a five letter word for happiness... money. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.