Spongebob Ipsum

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Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..
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