Spongebob Ipsum

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You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid.  you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce.  the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.  it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

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