Spongebob Ipsum

Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.