Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises...  i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!  i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.  i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? don't genius live in lamps? can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

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