Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! it's an alaskan bull worm! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.