Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! patrick! your genius is showing! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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