Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. i am the master at kara-tay. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.