Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! do instruments of torture count? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.