Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. i am the master at kara-tay. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! oh, tartar sauce. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.