Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! patrick! your genius is showing! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.