Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?.
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