Spongebob Ipsum

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.