Spongebob Ipsum

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Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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