Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.