Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.