Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.