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Lotus tattoos dreadlocks i''m pretending to be a tree mantra schmantra yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog..
Yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics..
Dreadlocks yoga is for people that want to have sex patagonia made my mantra i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys fuck yoga $80 seaweed pants mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..
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Yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics..
Dreadlocks yoga is for people that want to have sex patagonia made my mantra i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys fuck yoga $80 seaweed pants mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..