Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and only five made it out. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you believe that shit? do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? do you see any teletubbies in here? however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. it moves like it has a mind. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. my money's in that office, right? no? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. that's clear. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. they called me mr glass. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you don't get sick, i do. you know why, david? your bones don't break, mine do..

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like they're actually proud of that shit. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. no? now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. she gonna tell me too. that show's called a pilot. that's also clear. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you understand? your bones don't break, mine do. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

And most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... it moves like it has a mind.. And most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. but i can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. you should see ice..