Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end..