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Elaine: I will never understand people. Jerry: They're the worst. George: Look, Jerry let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. George: When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. Puddy: Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five. Kramer: Well, it all sounds pretty glamourous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica? Jerry: It can’t be the nudity. I never got into these terrible fights and misunderstandings when I was changing before gym class. Elaine: I will never understand people. Jerry: They're the worst. Jerry: Maybe your yogurt isn't so non-fat. Kramer: Oh, guess again, tubby! Jerry: A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Jerry: So, has the summer of George begun? Or are you still decomposing. George: My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well.

George: I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet. To dedicate yourself to the foot... You're toiling in virtual anonymity. Elaine: He took it out. Mickey: It’s 100% cotton, and some wool., Kramer: I need a new look. I'm stagnating. Sidra: And by the way, they’re real and they’re spectacular? Jerry: People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings. George: Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women.

Elaine: I was looking at my chart and it said that I was difficult. Why would they write that? Jerry: They've gotten to know you. Newman: Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a *year's* free haircuts... and a comb! George: I can't be blind, Jerry. The blind are courageous. The Bubble Boy: What are you looking at? You never seen a kid in a bubble before." Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning? George: I like to get the Daily News. Jerry: Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Kramer: Eight hours of jingle-belling and ho-ho-hoing. Boy, I am ho'd out.

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