Gansta Lorem Ipsum
Review
What I learned right away from this dummy text generator is that gangsters don't mess around. Forget parameters - all you get is a button to generate your placeholder "textizzle;" or would that be "tizzle?" (Note: According to the excessively long submit button, it's called "loremizzle")
The design leaves much to be desired but again, that probably is because gangsters don't mess around. They are so busy selling drugs, banging hoes, and killing people that they don't have time to mess with that design shit.
If you want to show your support for Gangsta Placeholder Text, you can get yourself a t-shirt. I'm not sure if this buys you immunity from drive-by shootings or makes you a target so be careful.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangster that freelances as a designer and needs placeholder text...