Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. good people don't rip other people's arms off. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. patrick! your genius is showing! more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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