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Can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

If i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..

. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. moss always points to civilization. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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