Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.