Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.