Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.