Yoga Truths Ipsum

See you at yoga guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class..

Tattoo on the back of my neck i smell like patouli oil see you at yoga i''m pretending to be a tree if you don''t stretch you will die fuck yoga i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia yoga is gay. self-righteous spiritual types super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..

Lotus tattoos i only started yoga because it is trendy wooden earrings in my stretched ears patagonia made my mantra wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners i am reconnecting with my inner self i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. self-righteous spiritual types yoga is fake exercise. yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..