Yoga Truths Ipsum

If you don''t stretch you will die i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? fuck yoga my dream is to open my own yoga studio. self-righteous spiritual types yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. are you going to the yoga retreat next month? are yoga pants really pants? come on. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

Being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i''m pretending to be a tree if you don''t stretch you will die i only drink organic tea i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce..

Dreadlocks i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..