Yoga Truths Ipsum

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Patagonia made my mantra $80 seaweed pants mantra schmantra yoga is fake exercise. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. yoga snob.

I smell like patouli oil $80 seaweed pants i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is gay. fuck yoga mantra schmantra what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. are you going to the yoga retreat next month?.

Going to be a yoga practitioner lotus tattoos wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i''m pretending to be a tree i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. i do yoga so i am better than you. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat are you going to the yoga retreat next month? i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river? yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..
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