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Being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm yoga is for people that want to have sex i smell like patouli oil soft music i only drink organic tea my dream is to open my own yoga studio. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. yoga is fake exercise. i do yoga so i am better than you. the color of yoga is plum. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yoga floss: outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives, cougars, and ex-wives who have fucked over their ex-husbands at the yoga studio. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..
Lotus tattoos dreadlocks wooden earrings in my stretched ears wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys $80 seaweed pants i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is gay. fuck yoga mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. self-righteous spiritual types yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. i do yoga so i am better than you. the color of yoga is plum. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..
Taking my yoga instructor class going to be a yoga practitioner dreadlocks patagonia made my mantra patagonia spirit see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die i only drink organic tea i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? super hippies yoga is fake exercise. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. are yoga pants really pants? come on. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.
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Lotus tattoos dreadlocks wooden earrings in my stretched ears wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys $80 seaweed pants i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is gay. fuck yoga mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. self-righteous spiritual types yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. i do yoga so i am better than you. the color of yoga is plum. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..
Taking my yoga instructor class going to be a yoga practitioner dreadlocks patagonia made my mantra patagonia spirit see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die i only drink organic tea i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? super hippies yoga is fake exercise. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. are yoga pants really pants? come on. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.