Yoga Truths Ipsum

Taking my yoga instructor class my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little if you don''t stretch you will die self-righteous spiritual types i do yoga so i am better than you. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

Going to be a yoga practitioner yoga is for people that want to have sex wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys fuck yoga soft music fuck yoga yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. i do yoga so i am better than you. the color of yoga is plum. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..

Fuck yoga i only drink organic tea patagonia this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. super hippies yoga is fake exercise. i do yoga so i am better than you. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.