Yoga Truths Ipsum

I only drink organic tea guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog..

Yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper.

Being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm yoga is for people that want to have sex fuck yoga fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise..