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Patagonia spirit i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners fuck yoga i am reconnecting with my inner self this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. super hippies yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat are you going to the yoga retreat next month? believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.
I only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. are yoga pants really pants? come on..
Tattoo on the back of my neck fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. i am a yoga goddess. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..
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I only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. are yoga pants really pants? come on..
Tattoo on the back of my neck fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. i am a yoga goddess. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..