Yoga Truths Ipsum

Lotus tattoos tattoo on the back of my neck i only started yoga because it is trendy wooden earrings in my stretched ears wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys fuck yoga $80 seaweed pants i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? mantra schmantra hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. super hippies self-righteous spiritual types yoga is fake exercise. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. fake guru yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. are yoga pants really pants? come on. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..

I prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga!.

Lotus tattoos i smell like patouli oil i only drink organic tea i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch i do yoga so i am better than you. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. believe it or not, the same pair of yoga pants garnered me three very profitable marriages. how do you think i afford this house on the river?.