Yoga Truths Ipsum

Taking my yoga instructor class being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm got my hood pierced i smell like patouli oil see you at yoga soft music i only drink organic tea i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. self-righteous spiritual types yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. if you do yoga or are owned by a vampire, you must eventually get a tattoo on your neck. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. i am a yoga goddess. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. are yoga pants really pants? come on. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..

Taking my yoga instructor class i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public.. I am reconnecting with my inner self i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on..

Mantra schmantra i am a yoga goddess.. I''m pretending to be a tree i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. self-righteous spiritual types you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..