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Lotus tattoos i smell like patouli oil the color of yoga is plum. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..

Dreadlocks yoga is for people that want to have sex patagonia made my mantra wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners $80 seaweed pants soft music yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! i am a yoga goddess. yoga is great for my bi-curious side that surfaced after my third divorce. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. yoga snob i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..

I only started yoga because it is trendy wooden earrings in my stretched ears patagonia made my mantra see you at yoga i''m pretending to be a tree if you don''t stretch you will die i am reconnecting with my inner self super hippies yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. the color of yoga is plum. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog..