Yoga Truths Ipsum

Word Lists: Yoga Truths

Tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little dreadlocks yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia yoga is gay. mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. self-righteous spiritual types yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! fake guru close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open..

Being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm fuck yoga fuck yoga hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm..

Going to be a yoga practitioner tattoo on the back of my neck dreadlocks being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week patagonia patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..
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