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My lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little patagonia spirit see you at yoga omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core..
Lotus tattoos tattoo on the back of my neck see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die i am reconnecting with my inner self mantra schmantra yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. are you going to the yoga retreat next month? this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..
Tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little dreadlocks got my hood pierced i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i''m pretending to be a tree fuck yoga i only drink organic tea i am reconnecting with my inner self yoga is gay. fuck yoga hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. yoga is fake exercise. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years..
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Lotus tattoos tattoo on the back of my neck see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die i am reconnecting with my inner self mantra schmantra yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. my husband had an affair with a yoga goddess. bad karma. are you going to the yoga retreat next month? this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..
Tattoo on the back of my neck my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little dreadlocks got my hood pierced i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i''m pretending to be a tree fuck yoga i only drink organic tea i am reconnecting with my inner self yoga is gay. fuck yoga hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. yoga is fake exercise. yunt: a yoga cunt. particularly the yoga studio receptionists. like all people who end up on yoga's door step as teachers and their helpers, they are lost, ill defined, failed at all other endeavors and angry. their response is yuntish behavior. frequently yunts date beanie boys. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years..