Yoga Truths Ipsum

Lotus tattoos my lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm i only started yoga because it is trendy wooden earrings in my stretched ears got my hood pierced see you at yoga i''m pretending to be a tree soft music i only drink organic tea i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i am reconnecting with my inner self i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is gay. fuck yoga mantra schmantra my dream is to open my own yoga studio. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. yoga is fake exercise. i do yoga so i am better than you. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..