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Taking my yoga instructor class yoga is for people that want to have sex yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..
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