Yoga Truths Ipsum

I smell like patouli oil $80 seaweed pants soft music yoga is gay. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. yoga snob oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..