Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you know why, david?.

And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you see any teletubbies in here? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. like they're actually proud of that shit. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? my money's in that office, right? now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. she gonna tell me too. that's also clear. that's clear. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you don't get sick, i do. you know why, david? you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you should see ice. you think water moves fast?.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. he's the exact opposite of the hero. hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? like they're actually proud of that shit. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? my money's in that office, right? no? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... she gonna tell me too. some don't, become nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that's also clear. that's clear. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you understand? your bones don't break, mine do..