Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. do you see any teletubbies in here? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. we get some in our lungs, we drown. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you know why, david? your bones don't break, mine do..

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? my money's in that office, right? well, that's what you see at a toy store. you know why, david?.