Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you believe that shit? do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? do you see any teletubbies in here? he's the exact opposite of the hero. if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. it moves like it has a mind. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. now that we know who you are, i know who i am. some don't, become nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that's also clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you don't get sick, i do. you should see ice..

Some don't, become nothing. your bones don't break, mine do.. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and only five made it out. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? it moves like it has a mind. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? she gonna tell me too. some don't, become nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that show's called a pilot. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. you should see ice..

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. that's also clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is..