Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you see any teletubbies in here? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? no? now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. that show's called a pilot. that's also clear. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. they called me mr glass. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you know why, david? you understand? your bones don't break, mine do. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

And most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and only five made it out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. he's the exact opposite of the hero. hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. like they're actually proud of that shit. no? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. some don't, become nothing. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you think water moves fast? your bones don't break, mine do..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and only five made it out. and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? do you see any teletubbies in here? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. like they're actually proud of that shit. my money's in that office, right? now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. some don't, become nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that's also clear. that's clear. the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. they called me mr glass. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..