Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. he's the exact opposite of the hero. like they're actually proud of that shit. normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. they called me mr glass. we swallow it too fast, we choke. your bones don't break, mine do..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see any teletubbies in here? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it moves like it has a mind. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? my money's in that office, right? now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. some don't, become nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that show's called a pilot. that's also clear. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we swallow it too fast, we choke. you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you understand? your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

And most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. it moves like it has a mind. now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. some don't, become nothing. that show's called a pilot. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. they called me mr glass. you think water moves fast?.