Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like they're actually proud of that shit. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. no? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. that's also clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we swallow it too fast, we choke. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you know why, david? you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you think water moves fast?.