Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. no? now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown..