Cat Ipsum

All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew foot claw drapes climb leg destroy couch give attitude hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts mark territory nap all day stretch throwup on your pillow use lap as chair.

All of a sudden go crazy cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chase mice claw drapes destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere make muffins need to chase tail play time run in circles shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling sun bathe swat at dog throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair.

Behind the couch burrow under covers cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew ipad power cord climb leg destroy couch flop over hate dog hide when guests come over hunt anything that moves intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts lick butt mark territory nap all day need to chase tail play time shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling swat at dog sweet beast use lap as chair why must they do that.