Cat Ipsum

Cat snacks chew foot chew ipad power cord claw drapes destroy couch flop over give attitude hate dog hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere missing until dinner time need to chase tail play time rub face on everything run in circles shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen sun bathe sweet beast under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.

All of a sudden go crazy attack feet chase mice chew foot climb leg flop over give attitude hunt anything that moves intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt make muffins mark territory need to chase tail or need to chase tail play time rub face on everything run in circles shake treat bag stand in front of the computer screen stick butt in face sun bathe swat at dog use lap as chair why must they do that.

All of a sudden go crazy burrow under covers cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew ipad power cord climb leg destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over give attitude inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts mark territory nap all day need to chase tail or need to chase tail shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling under the bed use lap as chair.