Cat Ipsum

Attack feet behind the couch cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chew ipad power cord climb leg destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs intently sniff hand intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt make muffins missing until dinner time nap all day need to chase tail play time rub face on everything shake treat bag swat at dog why must they do that.

Chase mice leave dead animals as gifts. Burrow under covers claw drapes give attitude need to chase tail or need to chase tail play time run in circles sleep on keyboard stare at ceiling sun bathe use lap as chair.

All of a sudden go crazy attack feet behind the couch cat snacks chase mice chew foot climb leg destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand mark territory missing until dinner time need to chase tail or need to chase tail rub face on everything shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face swat at dog sweet beast throwup on your pillow use lap as chair.