Cat Ipsum

Cat snacks chase mice chew foot chew ipad power cord climb leg destroy couch flop over hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot leave dead animals as gifts make muffins mark territory missing until dinner time need to chase tail or need to chase tail shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stretch sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair.

Claw drapes destroy couch hide when guests come over sun bathe. Behind the couch chew foot climb leg nap all day. Chew foot intently stare at the same spot sleep on keyboard why must they do that.

Attack feet chase imaginary bugs chase mice claw drapes destroy couch flop over hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves intently stare at the same spot make muffins nap all day stand in front of the computer screen stick butt in face stretch sun bathe swat at dog sweet beast.