Cat Ipsum

Behind the couch chew ipad power cord make muffins why must they do that. All of a sudden go crazy chew ipad power cord claw drapes climb leg destroy couch give attitude hunt anything that moves intently stare at the same spot make muffins missing until dinner time play time run in circles shake treat bag stare at ceiling sun bathe use lap as chair why must they do that.

Burrow under covers chase imaginary bugs hopped up on goofballs leave dead animals as gifts lick butt sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.

Attack feet behind the couch cat snacks chase mice chew foot chew ipad power cord destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand leave dead animals as gifts mark territory nap all day or need to chase tail play time rub face on everything run in circles stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch under the bed why must they do that.