Cat Ipsum

Behind the couch cat snacks chase mice chew ipad power cord claw drapes climb leg destroy couch find something else more interesting give attitude hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs intrigued by the shower leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere lick butt make muffins missing until dinner time nap all day play time rub face on everything run in circles sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stretch use lap as chair.

All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch burrow under covers chew ipad power cord climb leg destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over give attitude hate dog hide when guests come over inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot leave hair everywhere lick butt need to chase tail play time run in circles sleep on keyboard stretch sun bathe swat at dog sweet beast under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.

Attack feet behind the couch chase imaginary bugs chase mice chew ipad power cord claw drapes destroy couch flop over inspect anything brought into the house intently sniff hand lick butt mark territory need to chase tail play time stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling swat at dog under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.