Cat Ipsum

All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch chase mice chew foot claw drapes hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves leave dead animals as gifts make muffins nap all day need to chase tail or need to chase tail shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stick butt in face sun bathe swat at dog throwup on your pillow under the bed.

Attack feet cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chew ipad power cord claw drapes destroy couch give attitude hate dog inspect anything brought into the house leave hair everywhere lick butt make muffins missing until dinner time nap all day need to chase tail or need to chase tail play time rub face on everything run in circles shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen stare at ceiling stick butt in face stretch sun bathe sweet beast throwup on your pillow under the bed use lap as chair.

All of a sudden go crazy behind the couch burrow under covers cat snacks chase imaginary bugs claw drapes find something else more interesting intently sniff hand intently stare at the same spot mark territory missing until dinner time rub face on everything sleep on keyboard stand in front of the computer screen under the bed use lap as chair why must they do that.