Cat Ipsum

. Attack feet behind the couch cat snacks chase imaginary bugs chew foot climb leg destroy couch find something else more interesting flop over hate dog hide when guests come over hopped up on goofballs hunt anything that moves leave dead animals as gifts leave hair everywhere make muffins nap all day need to chase tail or need to chase tail shake treat bag sleep on keyboard stare at ceiling stick butt in face swat at dog throwup on your pillow under the bed why must they do that.