Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..