Spongebob Ipsum

Moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up..

The maniacs in the mailbox! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!. Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..