Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. good people don't rip other people's arms off. who you callin' pinhead?! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. stupid inflatable pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.