Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.