Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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