Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..