Spongebob Ipsum

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. moss always points to civilization. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. the maniacs in the mailbox! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. oh, tartar sauce. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.