Spongebob Ipsum

. You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. oh, tartar sauce. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.