Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.