Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. moss always points to civilization. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.