Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

Moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! do instruments of torture count? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.