Spongebob Ipsum

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Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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