Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

Don't genius live in lamps? don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..