Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.