Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! your genius is showing! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!.