Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.