Spongebob Ipsum

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the maniacs in the mailbox! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.