Spongebob Ipsum

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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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