Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..