Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! a five letter word for happiness... money. do instruments of torture count? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..
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