Spongebob Ipsum

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? put those eyeballs back in your head, son! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.