Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. moss always points to civilization. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..