Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

I am the master at kara-tay. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose i have checks, with little poodles on them.. It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! patrick! your genius is showing! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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