Spongebob Ipsum

. Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot..

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..