Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? a five letter word for happiness... money. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.