Spongebob Ipsum
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What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.