Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..