Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! do instruments of torture count? did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!. It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.