Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.