Spongebob Ipsum

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.