Spongebob Ipsum
Word Lists: Spongebob
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. soap... soap... what is soap? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
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Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. soap... soap... what is soap? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.