Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.