Spongebob Ipsum

Don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! who you callin' pinhead?! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose stupid inflatable pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. more soup for your arm pit? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.