Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.