Spongebob Ipsum

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Don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? more soup for your arm pit? hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

If i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!.
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