Spongebob Ipsum

. Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.