Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? oh, tartar sauce..