Spongebob Ipsum

. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have checks, with little poodles on them. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! soap... soap... what is soap? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.