Spongebob Ipsum

See, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. oh, tartar sauce. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.