Spongebob Ipsum

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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
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