Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! moss always points to civilization. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! more soup for your arm pit? it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.