Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  oh, tartar sauce.  spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count?  there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. oh, tartar sauce.  you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

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