Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. stupid inflatable pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! can't have dirty garbage! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.