Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. can't have dirty garbage! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.