Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. put those eyeballs back in your head, son!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.