Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. moss always points to civilization. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..