Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! soap... soap... what is soap? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. oh, tartar sauce. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.