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. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! patrick! your genius is showing! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.
. What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! patrick! your genius is showing! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.
. What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.