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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises...  i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! do instruments of torture count?  we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? oh, tartar sauce.  spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.  i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead.. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead.. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

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