Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. patrick! your genius is showing! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

. What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess!.