Spongebob Ipsum

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Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.
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