Spongebob Ipsum

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! can't have dirty garbage!. You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.