Spongebob Ipsum

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Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..
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