Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.