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Did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead.. Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..
I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..
I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.