Spongebob Ipsum
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Don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
Don't genius live in lamps? but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers.. Spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!.
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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
Don't genius live in lamps? but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers.. Spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!.