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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics!.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! patrick! your genius is showing! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
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Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics!.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! patrick! your genius is showing! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.