Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! who you callin' pinhead?! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets..