Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the maniacs in the mailbox! a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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