Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. who you callin' pinhead?! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. oh, tartar sauce. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..