Spongebob Ipsum
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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
Spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up.. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot..
There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.
I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose i have checks, with little poodles on them. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. can't have dirty garbage! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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Spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up.. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot..
There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.
I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose i have checks, with little poodles on them. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. can't have dirty garbage! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.