Spongebob Ipsum

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. stupid inflatable pants! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.