Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.