Spongebob Ipsum
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See, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i have checks, with little poodles on them. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man!. Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i have checks, with little poodles on them. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man!. Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.