Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

I am the master at kara-tay. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?. Oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! more soup for your arm pit?.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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