Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? do instruments of torture count? we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. it's an alaskan bull worm! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..