Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose more soup for your arm pit? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.