Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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