Spongebob Ipsum

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You can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers..

Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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