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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!  how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap?  you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises...  put those eyeballs back in your head, son! oh, tartar sauce.  spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

Squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises...  i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce.  the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

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