Spongebob Ipsum

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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. moss always points to civilization. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. patrick! your genius is showing! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..
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