Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! i have checks, with little poodles on them. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.