Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. can't have dirty garbage! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! do instruments of torture count? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have checks, with little poodles on them. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.