Spongebob Ipsum
Word Lists: Spongebob
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! soap... soap... what is soap? put those eyeballs back in your head, son! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
. Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..
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Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! soap... soap... what is soap? put those eyeballs back in your head, son! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
. Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! soap... soap... what is soap? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..