Spongebob Ipsum

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! soap... soap... what is soap? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?.