Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have checks, with little poodles on them. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! soap... soap... what is soap? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. oh, tartar sauce. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.