Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! do instruments of torture count? it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.