Spongebob Ipsum

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Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! i have checks, with little poodles on them. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

Don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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