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What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..
Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. it's an alaskan bull worm! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?.
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. it's an alaskan bull worm! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?.
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.