Spongebob Ipsum

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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob!.

Can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..
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