Spongebob Ipsum

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Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. the maniacs in the mailbox! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. stupid inflatable pants!.
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