Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

. Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.