Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!. . Sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.