Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

I am the master at kara-tay. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! patrick! your genius is showing! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

. I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? good people don't rip other people's arms off. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.