Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..