Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! do instruments of torture count? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.