Spongebob Ipsum

I had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz holographic meatloaf? my favorite!. Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? soap... soap... what is soap? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.