Spongebob Ipsum

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Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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