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What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.