Spongebob Ipsum

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Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. moss always points to civilization. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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