Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds.  you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it?  you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? it's an alaskan bull worm! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. stupid inflatable pants! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? it's an alaskan bull worm! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Generate New Ipsum