Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! good people don't rip other people's arms off. who you callin' pinhead?! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy!.