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Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. don't genius live in lamps? patrick! your genius is showing! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can't have dirty garbage! soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.
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