Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..