Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! it's an alaskan bull worm! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! good people don't rip other people's arms off. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. moss always points to civilization. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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