Spongebob Ipsum

. You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.