Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! patrick! your genius is showing! can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. oh, tartar sauce..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. i have checks, with little poodles on them.. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.
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