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If i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? soap... soap... what is soap? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..
Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..
Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.