Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! do instruments of torture count? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.