Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. don't genius live in lamps? can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..