Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

You can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly..

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!.