Spongebob Ipsum

. What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! good people don't rip other people's arms off. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? do instruments of torture count? stupid inflatable pants! i have checks, with little poodles on them.. I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.