Spongebob Ipsum

See, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! more soup for your arm pit? stupid inflatable pants! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing..

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. patrick! your genius is showing! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

See, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..