Spongebob Ipsum

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. stupid inflatable pants! it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Moss always points to civilization. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.