Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! more soup for your arm pit? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up..

It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh!.