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. I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

You're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. do instruments of torture count? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end..

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. it's an alaskan bull worm! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
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