Spongebob Ipsum

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce..

Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose put those eyeballs back in your head, son! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. i am the master at kara-tay. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

. It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? the maniacs in the mailbox! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. patrick! your genius is showing! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets..

Squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.