Spongebob Ipsum
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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. soap... soap... what is soap? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.
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What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?!.
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
Plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. soap... soap... what is soap? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?. That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.