Spongebob Ipsum
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Don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies.. I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. they don't call me cheeks for nothing..
Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..
It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.
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Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this..
It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.