Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! can't have dirty garbage! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. soap... soap... what is soap? i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.