Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. a five letter word for happiness... money. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

Don't genius live in lamps? plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. i am the master at kara-tay. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.