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Lotus tattoos wooden earrings in my stretched ears patagonia made my mantra see you at yoga i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? self-righteous spiritual types yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. yoga is fake exercise. the color of yoga is plum. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. i am a yoga goddess. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. are you going to the yoga retreat next month? this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public..
My lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little dreadlocks yoga is for people that want to have sex patagonia made my mantra got my hood pierced if you don''t stretch you will die $80 seaweed pants i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. self-righteous spiritual types yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. yoga snob this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. are yoga pants really pants? come on. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..
Taking my yoga instructor class tattoo on the back of my neck i''m pretending to be a tree $80 seaweed pants i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week self-righteous spiritual types i do yoga so i am better than you. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. the color of yoga is plum. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. fake guru i am a yoga goddess. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth..
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My lotus tattoo wraps around my hip and sticks out a little dreadlocks yoga is for people that want to have sex patagonia made my mantra got my hood pierced if you don''t stretch you will die $80 seaweed pants i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. self-righteous spiritual types yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! indulgence is what the yoga goddess seeks more than anything else - from her man, and from the world. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. yoga snob this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. are yoga pants really pants? come on. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are the wonder-bra for the ass but they ruin the mystery..
Taking my yoga instructor class tattoo on the back of my neck i''m pretending to be a tree $80 seaweed pants i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week self-righteous spiritual types i do yoga so i am better than you. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. the color of yoga is plum. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. fake guru i am a yoga goddess. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth..