Yoga Truths Ipsum

Got my hood pierced wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys if you don''t stretch you will die soft music this is our next pose... fuck that, i'm going across the street for a drink. yoga is fake exercise. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. yoga is made out of lies about how you are changing the world by raising your leg up like a urinating dog. are you going to the yoga retreat next month?.

Going to be a yoga practitioner lotus tattoos i''m pretending to be a tree i only drink organic tea super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. i am a yoga goddess. most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. the yoga pant phenomenon worries me. a lot. it's like wearing pantyhose and nothing else in public. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..

Dreadlocks being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm wooden earrings in my stretched ears got my hood pierced wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga if you don''t stretch you will die soft music i only drink organic tea yoga is gay. hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. yoga is the greatest fraud ever perpetuated against american women for the sake of vanity if you don't count the ones that killed or maimed them. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. omg, did you see the latest athleta catalog??? yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. fake guru i am a yoga goddess. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. i've never met a yoga goddess who wasn't a first-class, ego-tripping narcissist largely out of touch with her own deeper nature; though that's often defensively disguised through all sorts of self-referential "discourse." oh...yawn... i will be glad when the yoga backlash hits. and i don't have to see anymore outdoor yoga pose profile pics. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. my yoga mat cost more than your yoga mat fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public..