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Patagonia made my mantra i smell like patouli oil wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys see you at yoga fuck yoga my dream is to open my own yoga studio. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. i am a yoga goddess. i never knew being able to contort your body in unnatural ways gave you a free pass to pretentiousness, but i've encountered plenty of jerk face yoga teachers over the years. this one bitch yoga instructor kept yelling, "suck in your core! suck it in!" and i was like -- bitch, i can hear you but i'm pregnant. are yoga pants really pants? come on..

Tattoo on the back of my neck being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm i''m pretending to be a tree if you don''t stretch you will die i only drink organic tea i prefer to dress up in fancy clothes and pay someone to watch me stretch yoga is gay. fuck yoga self-righteous spiritual types yoga is fake exercise. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. yoga people are the types who think it's so great that a san francisco yoga studio donated it's used yoga mats to haiti to help homeless earthquake victims. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. oh no, my tank top is so tight it shows off my pierced nipples. oh wait, i want people to know i have pierced nipples..

Taking my yoga instructor class tattoo on the back of my neck i only started yoga because it is trendy patagonia spirit if you don''t stretch you will die yoga allows me to lead an alternative, unique lifestyle that is just like all the other yoga practitioners fuck yoga i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i am reconnecting with my inner self fuck yoga hey i teach teach yoga on my back deck after the community dinner. i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. super hippies yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. super skinny yoga chick bodies are not attractive to men. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. patagonia's new yoga line is out!!! fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. yogabond: a derogatory term to describe the new urban hipster who practices yoga, and can be seen wandering the city streets with a five buck latte in one hand, phone in the other, and yogamat slung over their shoulder. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. fake guru after i started doing yoga, i changed the way i talk to a soft fake whisper what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. a yoga goddess? a "yogurt goddess" sounds more like a lonely, pretentious, scared little girl who separates herself from the world and other people so she doesn't get hurt. or just someone with autism. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..