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Going to be a yoga practitioner being a yoga practitioner fools people into thinking i am calm i only started yoga because it is trendy wooden earrings in my stretched ears patagonia made my mantra wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys fuck yoga i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week mantra schmantra yes, while some men do yoga, the "exercise" is marketed to women as a way to stay skinny without getting sweaty. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yiilf: acronym for "yoga instructor i'd like to fuck"; an endearing or confessional term used by yoga students in private reference to their hot and/or enchanting yoga class instructor. all female yoga students dream of someday being considered a yiilf by all of the women and men in their class. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. you describe the beast (yoga goddess) reasonably well from within her own "orbit." they are amusing and worth a few days or weeks in bed - at most. there are so many fine cultured women in this world - and very few of them practice, let alone teach, yoga! most yoga goddesses desperately need to stop practicing yoga, work overseas in some humble non-yogic capacity -- maybe go back to school and then return stronger and more genuinely wise. dear yoga goddess: if you ever find a guy willing to put up with your ponderous, boner-killing, fun-destroying attitude then i'll believe that chickens have teeth. are yoga pants really pants? come on. fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else..

I only started yoga because it is trendy if you don''t stretch you will die i''m doing a vinegar and honey cleanse this week i bought the most expensive yoga mat i could find and left the price tag on. the color of yoga is plum. fake yoga: the act of using yoga for self-aggrandisement, to define personal style or to make money in the yoga business. guerilla yoga: to participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. to do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk aka super lame. yogahead: a new age nutter, twit or bird who has a monthly membership at a local yoga studio and does yoga three or more times a week. they talk about their guru or their vacation at kripaulu center for yoga and health, omega institute, easlen or other spas catering to new age nutters in a breathless, oh-so-spiritual voice. bikram vagina: term used to coin when a woman consistently has a hot and sweaty vagina, comparable to how it feels inside of a bikram yoga studio. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. i like men to know that i do yoga, because knowing i can bend really well means i'm awesome in bed. yoga snob are you going to the yoga retreat next month? fellow girls - yoga pants are not pants. please, for the love of all of us who don't want to see your junk in explicit detail at any given moment, wear something else. i can agree that yoga pants are comfortable, but that is no reason to wear them in public. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..

Going to be a yoga practitioner tattoo on the back of my neck wearing yoga tattoos attracts the boys i only do yoga so i can get away wearing my tank top and low cut stretch pants all the time. how else would i show off my over-sized ass-cheek/hip/thigh tattoo to attract my next husband? yoga is gay. yoga "gear and apparel" is no longer just for the yoga studio. my girl's pussy is always so wet and warm, she must have bikram vagina. close your eyes. if you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open. what does a dyslexic cow say? oooommmm. fuck yoga. real goddesses can walk their camel toes up a pole and defy gravity. now that takes core. yoga pants are way too sheer to wear in public without a skirt or a long top. they advocate misogyny and statutory rape..
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