Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

Besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. no? she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. we swallow it too fast, we choke. you understand? your bones don't break, mine do..

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see any teletubbies in here? i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like they're actually proud of that shit. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. my money's in that office, right? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now that we know who you are, i know who i am. she gonna tell me too. they called me mr glass. we swallow it too fast, we choke. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you don't get sick, i do. you know why, david? your bones don't break, mine do. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. my money's in that office, right? no? now that we know who you are, i know who i am. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that's clear. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you should see ice. you think water moves fast?.