Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and only five made it out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. because of the kids. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. he's the exact opposite of the hero. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. look, just because i don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for marsellus to throw antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. no? now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. now that we know who you are, i know who i am. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... some pilots get picked and become television programs. that show's called a pilot. that's clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you don't get sick, i do. you should see ice. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and most times they're friends, like you and me! i should've known way back when... and you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. because of the kids. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. do you believe that shit? do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see any teletubbies in here? he's the exact opposite of the hero. hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. my money's in that office, right? nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. now we took an oath, that i'm breaking now. now, i don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but i know that seven of us survived the slide... she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you don't get sick, i do. you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. your bones don't break, mine do..

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. but i can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. do you see a little asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? do you see any teletubbies in here? hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. it moves like it has a mind. nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. no? now that there is the tec-9, a crappy spray gun from south miami. she gonna tell me too. some don't, become nothing. some pilots get picked and become television programs. that show's called a pilot. that's clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. they called me mr glass. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we swallow it too fast, we choke. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you should see ice. your bones don't break, mine do. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..