Samuel L. Jackson Ipsum

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After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. do you see any teletubbies in here? however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. it moves like it has a mind. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. that show's called a pilot. that's also clear. that's clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. they called me mr glass. we get some in our lungs, we drown. we said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. we're on the same curve, just on opposite ends. well, that's what you see at a toy store. you know why, david? you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you should see ice. you understand? your bones don't break, mine do. your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and only five made it out. and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee. besides, i've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. but for some reason, you and i react the exact same way to water. do you believe that shit? he's the exact opposite of the hero. hey, look at me when i'm talking to you, motherfucker. i'm not a mistake! it all makes sense! in a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? it actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in american crime. motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause i'll kill the motherfucker, know what i'm sayin'? nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man. no? normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period so i don't wanna kill you, i wanna help you. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. that show's called a pilot. that's also clear. then i'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. this gun is advertised as the most popular gun in american crime. you know why, david? you listen: we go in there, and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. you should see ice. you understand? your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine..

And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named jeb. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. do you believe that shit? he's the exact opposite of the hero. however unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and i. if she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, i'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. like they're actually proud of that shit. no? she gonna tell me too. she starred in one of the ones that became nothing. that show's called a pilot. they called me mr glass. you don't get sick, i do. you think water moves fast? you understand? your bones don't break, mine do..
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