Spongebob Ipsum

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! patrick! your genius is showing! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets..

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. put those eyeballs back in your head, son!. Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! patrick! your genius is showing! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.