Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew..

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have checks, with little poodles on them. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.