Spongebob Ipsum

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the maniacs in the mailbox! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. don't genius live in lamps? can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. patrick! your genius is showing! no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... stupid inflatable pants! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.