Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! i have checks, with little poodles on them. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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