Spongebob Ipsum

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! do instruments of torture count? it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! patrick! your genius is showing! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up..

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! do instruments of torture count? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.