Spongebob Ipsum

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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. the maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. i have checks, with little poodles on them. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! can't have dirty garbage! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.
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