Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!  well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! that's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

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