Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. don't genius live in lamps? can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.