Spongebob Ipsum

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I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises...  put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit?  you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i am the master at kara-tay. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants?.

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