Spongebob Ipsum

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Squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! stupid inflatable pants! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. i am the master at kara-tay. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

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