Spongebob Ipsum

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Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i have checks, with little poodles on them. oh, tartar sauce. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose can't have dirty garbage! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. moss always points to civilization. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.
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