Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz i have checks, with little poodles on them. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. the maniacs in the mailbox! squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. i am the master at kara-tay. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. more soup for your arm pit? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.