Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. who you callin' pinhead?! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! who you callin' pinhead?! patrick! your genius is showing! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.