Spongebob Ipsum

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! do instruments of torture count? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. holographic meatloaf? my favorite! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted!.

The maniacs in the mailbox! i am the master at kara-tay. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. good people don't rip other people's arms off. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. do instruments of torture count? soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! oh, tartar sauce..