Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot.  the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns.  well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward...  i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing!  you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says...  he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours!  hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. don't genius live in lamps? i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

I'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! don't genius live in lamps? moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! patrick! your genius is showing! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!!.

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