Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. i am the master at kara-tay. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! it's an alaskan bull worm! i have checks, with little poodles on them. put those eyeballs back in your head, son! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. spongebob is the only guy i know who can have fun with a jellyfish, for twelve hours! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. no, gary, i like wearing my underpants like this. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! we don't really have these powers! the powers are in the costumes. why else would we wear underwear over our pants? we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

We're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. moss always points to civilization. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. squidward? squidward! the sky had a baby from my cereal box! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. who you callin' pinhead?! soap... soap... what is soap? no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... put those eyeballs back in your head, son! my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. oh, tartar sauce. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.