Spongebob Ipsum

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. can i have everybody's attention? i have to use the bathroom. don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend... . then it would just be alright. who you callin' pinhead?! i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! did i patrick? did i? or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to steal it? they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

Isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the maniacs in the mailbox! see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. it's an alaskan bull worm! put those eyeballs back in your head, son! will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. oh, tartar sauce. they don't call me cheeks for nothing..