Spongebob Ipsum

Patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. i'm so cold, i can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. the maniacs in the mailbox! don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. who you callin' pinhead?! sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? holographic meatloaf? my favorite! oh, tartar sauce. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. y'all better apologize, or i'll be on you like ugly on an ape. soap... soap... what is soap? don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! you can't fool me. i listen to public radio! good people don't rip other people's arms off. spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? oh! i didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose no gary, i don't get colds i get the suds. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. oh, tartar sauce. the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. you'll never guess what i found in my sock last night. go ahead, guess! they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.