Spongebob Ipsum

It's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! i'm mad. i can't see my forehead.. What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. the maniacs in the mailbox! can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? patrick! your genius is showing! try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food? next, i suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with patrick! can't have dirty garbage! more soup for your arm pit? soap... soap... what is soap? you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... i had 4 biscuits and then i ate one. then i only had 3! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz put those eyeballs back in your head, son! we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college!.

That's it mister! you just lost your brain priviliges! squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. moss always points to civilization. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. it's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. don't you dare take the name of texas in vain. a five letter word for happiness... money. insurance is what i need for a crabby patty. do instruments of torture count? we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. you're nothing but pure evil! just like the newspaper comics! i have checks, with little poodles on them. we'd better do what he says... he knows how to grow food. i'm mad. i can't see my forehead. that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! the boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? how 'bout some soup on your best day ever? i'll never forget your one-hundred-percent all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steaming between two fluffy seaweed sea buns..

Don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.