Spongebob Ipsum

Word Lists: Spongebob

Squidward, you're steaming. you're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter. it's not just any boulder... ... ..it's a rock! don't genius live in lamps? we're in squidwards body, no wonder it smells funny in here. good people don't rip other people's arms off. that's it mister! you just lost your brain privileges! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty? oh my god! a floating shopping list! ahhh! do instruments of torture count? yeah, uhh... i'm with the pet hospital down the street and i understand you have a dying animal on the premises... seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed. stupid inflatable pants! now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz it's an alaskan bull worm! that's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! go out and get yourself a case of the krabbies. mr. krabs, please. i'll prove i'm a fry cook. ask squidward, he'll vouch for me..

Oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! moss always points to civilization. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. sponge, i'm a big man. a big, big man! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. it's an alaskan bull worm! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. excuse me sir? you're sitting on my face... which is also my body. but first, i'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and i'll need to remove your trousers. well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we?.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! isn't this great squidward? it's just the 3 of us. you, me, and this brick wall you built between us. the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. can you give spongebob his brain back, i had to borrow it for the week. a five letter word for happiness... money. can't have dirty garbage! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. stupid inflatable pants! squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. my ice cream! it's alive! aaaahhhhhhh! this city needs to be destroyed! or at least painted another color. i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. attention all employees! just giving you a heads-up. i'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. oh, tartar sauce. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. do you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells... smelly. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating!.
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