Spongebob Ipsum

Squidward... i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? you're a man now, spongebob, and it's time you started acting like one. the maniacs in the mailbox! did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? now he's a bronzefish. plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. a five letter word for happiness... money. who you callin' pinhead?! spongebob doesn't have hair. or does he? patrick! your genius is showing! there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! i have checks, with little poodles on them. i wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo. wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob! i'll tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. there once was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly, everybody died. the end. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! how 'bout some soup on your best day ever?.

A five letter word for happiness... money. can't have dirty garbage! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. i've been training my whole life for the day i could finally join the krusty krew. i'm cheating, mrs. puff! i'm cheating! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.

What has four wings and flies? a garbage truck! patrick! you forgot how to eat again! come on, we'll get the funnel. oh well, i guess i'm not wearing any pants today! you mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought? well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb. see, no one says cool anymore. that's such an old person thing. now we say coral, as in that nose job is so coral. nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! plankton: 1% evil, 99% hot gas. i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! patrick! your genius is showing! ... pants ripped off. huh? someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose soap... soap... what is soap? there once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. he woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true! don't stand too close to a squirrel, billy. you'll catch its stupid. i have a theory, people talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants! holographic meatloaf? my favorite! the line for the tunnel of glove is filling up. they don't call me cheeks for nothing. hey look, a cardboard box washed up on the beach. holy fish paste, it's a guy!!! that song was so righteous! would you...sign my pants? mr. krabs! the krabby patty is haunted! hear me krabs, when i discover your formula for krabby patties, i'll run you out of business! i went to college! it's okay, spongebob! you can cheat! cheat that way!.